28 May 2012

I Suck At Texting

A couple nights ago around 10:30 I was sitting in my bed relaxing after a long day, and emailing one of my friends. After a few minutes my phone started buzzing, creating a racket by vibrating my nightstand and lighting up red, altering me of the incoming message. I wearily picked up my phone and opened it up, ready to send a brusque message to the whoever bothered me. But once I saw who it was from, I nearly dropped my phone. The message was from a boy who I had had a crush on in middle school, but I had not been talking to him as much recently. I was a little disconcerted, and what made me even more confused was that it was a picture message.

I closed my eyes tight and clicked the 'okay' button so I could read the text. In little black letters across my screen were the words "Where does the probe come out?".

Where Does The Probe Come Out?

This is what I get for having a cell phone with texting enabled. I had absolutely no idea why my former crush was sending me text messages about probing, and I sat there with my mouth gaping open. My eyes popped out of my head and I threw my phone down on my bed. I was utterly and totally confused. Then I saw that the picture was of our Biology lab about frog anatomy, and the probe was sticking out of one of the frog's body parts. Nervously, I sent him a text message telling him that no, I do not know where the probe comes out, and I am sorry that I couldn't be of assistance. After that I just sat in my bed for a minute, trying to pretend like that didn't traumatize me. I suppose at this point it'd be helpful to clue you all in on the fact that I am utterly afraid that if there is ever an alien apocalypse an anal probe will be used on me. Sorry if that was TMI, but I feel like it  is an important part of this story.

Soon afterwords I turned off my phone and went to bed. I am still working to forget about that night, but so far that hasn't really been able to happen. I need closure on this, but I have no idea what to do. Any advice?

2 comments:

  1. A Complete Transcription of Me After Reading This:
    he.
    hehe.
    hehehehehe.
    HEHEHEHE.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    LFSAKDGHJ;BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!
    I'M LAUGHING AT HANNAH'S PAIN!
    WHO AM I KIDDING?
    THIS STUFF'S HILARIOUS!
    /end transcript

    Why did I put this here? Who knows. Does it matter why? No. No it does not.

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    1. Josalyn, I love you so much, that comment made me laugh so hard :D

      You aren't a horrible person for laughing at my pain. It's totally okay in this situation ;) Also, I'm glad you think this stuff is hilarious >;]

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