curious

Story time! I was hanging out with two friends yesterday and one kept calling the other a "busta". I was really confused because neither my friend nor I knew what it meant. When I asked for clarification my other friend merely replied it was from a movie and had no idea what it meant either. After much arguing he looked it up and said it's from the movie The Fast and the Furious and that's where he heard it from. I was saying something about how weird it was we looked it up when my other friend proceeds to start laughing to himself and just says, "hehehe, the fast and the CURIOUS" and bursts out laughing at his own joke. it was so hilarious and maybe you had to be there but oh my god it was so endearing I smile whenever I think about it.

here are some random quips i wrote while deciding what to post about.

• I'm really bad at being heterosexual but gosh darnit I've been trying my best and no matter what happens I think i'll be okay. 
• work has been great i love having a job and making money, it's so fucking rewarding. 
• fuck what all the haters say can't see em cause the pussy in the way real bitches wassup.

edit: i wanted to make a pie chart but i couldn't think of what to put so here we are

Here We Go Again

I feel like I haven't legitimately posted in quite some time. Tonight I thought I would express via pie chart (YESSSS) why I haven't been stirring up more posts for you all. The internet is the problem here. It's too addicting, and I'm caught under its spell.

Sorry for the sloppy screenshot. I don't really feel like redoing it.

Anywho, this is the reason I haven't been blogging. At all. It's also the reason why I don't have my closing argument prepared for a debate I have to take part in, in Economics tomorrow. I plan on winging it. I'm sure I'll have some delightfully cringe-worthy story to share with you all about it soon enough. 

EDIT: My team and I actually ended up winning the debate. While the experience was cringe-worthy in more than one aspect, I never really got around to posting about it. I'm sure if I tried to now, it'd be really irrelevant. 

Back to School

If there is one thing that I can guarantee, it is that I totally squandered my Spring Break. Rather than trying to explain all of it, just take a look at this pie chart I constructed to shed some light on how I spent my time.

As you can see, I spent about half of my time online. What is most concerning is how little of the pie is devoted to the time I spent bathing. All in all, I suppose this is a strong representation of why I shouldn't be allowed to have such extended periods of free time, because I never get anything done. How does my Spring Break compare to yours? (Lizzie, don't even answer that question, because I know yours was awesome ;]).