Houston We Have a Problem

I realized that my blog title is a reference to math. This is extremely disturbing. I wrote a poem to express my feelings. I am not good at rhyming so it isn't a very good poem. 

Houston We Have a Problem

It was about a week or so ago

from today,

I discovered I have a problem

that is making my conscious  pay. 

My blog so sweetly titled

“Infinitely Pi”

is a strikingly clear math reference,

that is making me want to cry.

we all know that I hate math

I make

my stance clear

that is why this blog title

makes me cringe and jeer. 

It is hard to say why I

named my

blog as I did. 

It all seemed so clever,

Now it has occurred to me that it’s quite stupid.

I wrack my brain for 

better names

yet none come to mind except for

“Hannah’s Bodacious Dance Party” and

“Anti-math movement corps”

Now this poem is losing

its rhythm 

Please oh please give me name ideas

to offer me emotional freedom. 

-Welp, that's it. I wrote it in like five minutes this morning.