For the Love of Muumuu

I would like to make a case for the Muumuu.

Have you ever wanted to have the comfort of a tunic with the length and pattern of a dress?  Well, then do I know just the thing for you. The MuuMuu. That's right, there are 4 u's in that word. If that doesn't impress you enough already, let me tell you a little bit more about what a MuuMuu is and just what it can do to enhance your everyday life.

First of all, the MuuMuu is not a dress. No, it is something much better. Probably even better than you could ever imagine. It has the versatility and wearability that comes along with most leisure suits, but has the flowing nature of a dress. But this is not your average cocktail dress, my friend! The MuuMuu goes the extra mile by covering up anything you might be worried about showing through with a normal dress. Muffin tops? Erased. Busty chest? This is your dream come true. Unsightly tattoo on your shoulder you got at a shady shop in North Dakota? Not a problem. As you can see, the MuuMuu does more than just protect your naked body from the harsh elements. It acts as a shield that says "Look out world, I have class".

Another great aspect of the MuuMuu is that you can wear it anytime, anywhere. Picture this: you woke up thirty minutes late for a big party you were supposed to attend. Outdoors. In March. No need to fret! Simply pull a MuuMuu on and arrive late. Fashionably late, that is. The gentle swishing of your MuuMuu along your legs will not only turn heads, but strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

I imagine you may still be skeptical about how owning a large quantity of MuuMuu's could help you in the long run, but I am sure these next few points will have you in a MuuMuu in no time. You see, like Kimono, MuuMuu's come in Spring and Summer weight cloth. So that means your MuuMuu can keep you warm any month of the year! It's like a snuggy, but better! I know some people think that wearing a MuuMuu is only for certain individuals living in warm climates, but nowadays, thanks to the internet and modern day shipping techniques, virtually anyone can be the proud owner of a MuuMuu.

To close, here are some pictures of the wonderful garment in action:

Look at the lovely flower-print design!

Even Señor Meow-Meow approves of the MuuMuu! How can you go wrong? 

If this photo right here does not make you want to go out and buy a MuuMuu right now, then I clearly have not done my job correctly. Homer Simpson is the freaking poster child for the MuuMuu. 

I rest my case.